New category: do we really need this?

It's just cabbage, people.

It's just cabbage, people.

I invented this category for products where my initial reaction to first seeing them was “does anyone really need this?”  These products don’t improve on a product practically identical to them or don’t benefit humanity in any way. 

To demonstrate, I bring you the “sugar-loaf cabbage” or “cone-shaped cabbage” – a cabbage identical in function and taste to the regular, everyday round cabbage except that it’s … (wait for it) … cone shaped!  

Couldn’t all that bio-genetic engineering have been put to use finding a cure for cancer?


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